Curse

Mrscoombes · Aug 14, 2006, 11:07 AM // 11:07

Yeah, just for hoots and giggles, and yeah, I spent ages just to make some other people smile. I had particular problems with the mesmery but still.

Appearance: He should look faggy, like the rt dance.
Armour: Nightwear
Weapons: Something subtly destructive: Michael Jackson

Attributes:

Warriory: With each rank at warriory....oh what the hell am I on about? You get better at mimicking wars.

Mesmery: Better at mesmers!
Rangery: Better at rangers!
Elementalism: Better at eles!
Monkism: Better at monks!
Necrotics: Better at fluffily bunnies! Nah, just kidding; Better at Necros!

Warriory skills:

Endure Pain: You huddle into a tight fetus position on the floor and start crying as your enemies kick you in. Oh, you also have 250 more health for 15 seconds.

Shield Stance: You raise your pitifully tiny exhalted aegis at the enemy, blocking about 3% of the time. You move 33% slower. What? Oh, forget that all the other warriors have shields that are giving them bonus defense and are still running around at normal speed.

Skull Crack: Swing your fist at your opponents head to interupt them. Yes, thats right, your fist. Nevermind the fact you're holding a deadly Michael Jackson of Fortitude in your hand and could swing it to kill your opponent, just use your fist to interupt them instead.

Shields up: Scream the following at all allies around "YOU EEFING NUBS GET YER SHIELDS UP OMFG WE'RE BEING SHOT AT UR GAYNEZZSZ" trust me, they need someone to shout to remind them that shields will block an arrow.

YOU CANT KILL ME!!!1!!!: Shout. Shout how the enemy cant kill you. Your party gains 10% morale. For 20 seconds, if you use mending whilst a party member is targetting you, your party's morale drops by 80%

Elementalism skills:

Blinding Flash: Flash your genitals at target opponent. They are pretty much blinded for life. If you are hit in the crotch whilst activating this skill you take
1000000 extra damage.

Star burst: Take a packet of starburst out of your pocket and start quietly eating the sweets in a small corner whilst your friends are dying in battle. If you come across a purple one, you get 2 health.

Immolate: Target foe is struck for lots of fire damage, and set on fire. Disregaurd the fact that this should kill them, but only drops them to, say, 80% health at most. They paid attention to the fire kills adverts on TV and have +99999 armour against your attacks.

Lightning javelin: Attempt to pick up a bolt of thunder without it shocking you. Once you've done that, you throw it at target foe, but realise you don't know how to throw javelins because you never paid attention in gym. You end up scewering yourself through. Good job.

Mesmery skills:

Imagined burden: Plop about 2 weeks worth of shopping in target enemies hands. They move 100% slower. Although they dont have to move to get to enemies because they keep getting beaten up and all their food nicked.

Conjure Nightmare: Give target foe a nightmare about the giant flying spaghetti monster. Target foe wets themselves and starts running around screaming for 5 seconds.

Diversion: Divert target parties' traffic direction to the left, giving them directions to turn on the M64 and that there will be jams near the M59.

Energy Tap: You attempt to tap into target foe's energy pool, then steal 12 energy from them. Since this skill takes around 2 years to cast, you either die of starvation or boredom.

Rangery skills:

Dodge: Run around capping about 10MPH, but you dodge arrows moving at 30MPH. Even if you are running directly at the person shooting at you, you'll dodge his arrows.

Flame Trap: Plant some magical beans that you traded your pet wolf in for. If an enemy walks over the spot you planted these beans, flames and smoke will erupt from the ground and they will lose what appears to be 5% health.

Determined Shot: Take a determined shot at target foe. You REEEALLY want this shot to hit, thats why it's determined. Of course because you're a prat it misses and you throw your bow down and scream "I GIVE UP. =("

Whirling Defense: Spin around madly like a jackass, all arrows somehow bounce back off you and onto foes, all melee swipes somehow miss you. When this stance ends you throw up and you're knocked down due to dizziness.

Monkism skills:

Healing Breeze: Parp toward allie's direction, causing a light breeze to rush over them and make them seem they're choking to death. Don't worry, they arent choking, healing breeze has the same effect as when you freeze someone to preserve their body. Hopefully, because that was the warrior you just killed there.

Reversal of Fortune: The next 40 good things that are about to happen to target ally become bad things. The next 1 bad thing that is about to happen to target ally becomes a good thing.

Divine Intervention: If target ally is about to die, he doesnt. When the god you called down to keep him alive, keeps him alive: He/She slaps you in the face for wasting their time, and then books you a place in hell.

Necrotics:

Animate bone fiend: Throw in the towel for today and go home and sit on the computer. WAIT, get off the computer, you'll break it! Sit on the chair instead. You then proceed to make an animation of the bone fiend on Macromedia Flash.

Vampiric bite: Go up to target foe and bite them in the neck. This does nothing spare giving them a couple grazes. If target foe is female, you get a slap and you also get called a perv.

Reckless Haste: Target foe does everything 50% faster but has a 10% chance to trip over and break their nose. If this happens you are knocked down due to a fit of laughter.

Icy veins: Turn target foe's veins into ice. Wait, shit, YOU KILLED HIM. DUDE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WE WERE JUST SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN. OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY KILLED HIM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? AHHHHHHHHHH.

============Compliments to the chef============

extra bacon · Aug 14, 2006, 11:24 AM // 11:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrscoombes

Blinding Flash: Flash your genitals at target opponent. They are pretty much blinded for life. If you are hit in the crotch whilst activating this skill you take
1000000 extra damage.

LOL!

Mars Dragonblade · Aug 14, 2006, 12:10 PM // 12:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrscoombes

Compliments to the chef

The chef's gettin a big tip from me

. Good work.

Mrscoombes · Aug 14, 2006, 01:18 PM // 13:18

Add anything you can, it'd be awesome